Battles Udder Cream, 1.1 kg

I use this for cycling in place of the massively overpriced chamois creams out there. Just as effective and one tub lasts forever. Absolute bargain

This is a genuine, non-shilling/youtube influencer BS field test (excuse pun) review of the mighty Battles Hoop Batter!I gave it a lash this week on a Zwift Climb Portal session (theyre whopper. ye sweat so much I have my family and all the neighbours form a queue out my front door to pass buckets out on to the street).Anyways, I ordered a trowel online and slathered a bunch of this on to a beefy Northwave chammy.Battles is about the same sort of texture as Sudocreme, but not as messy? As it's thicker than the chammy cream we all know, I found I used far less of it and covered more of the pad.Got on with the session, checked after and it's all absorbed nicely from the pad, same as any chammy cream you'd buy off the shelf. Battles is (in my view) the same stuff. Perfect.I conducted a further field test just for kicks and zipped past a bingo hall in town earlier. A couple of aul wans in dinner lady tabards were outside puffing on John Player Blue and supping bottles of Gold Label from polystyrene cups. They must've got a whiff of that supreme Battles créme blend as they yelled "Ah here, yer hoop is only massive! Sure isn't his hoop only gorgeous?".I've had a few calls today from Robert de Niro's agent to be his butt double in a new movie. Also Boots are keen on my super supple hoop for their new line in hemorrhoid cream. I'm going to be in Ireland's Own next Friday too as the cover model. Things are looking up!In all seriousness though, this stuff is mega as chamois cream. It niffs a little bit, but importantly it works absolutely perfect and is a proper good saving.Highly recommended for everyone's hoop!

Udder creamA few years ago I noticed the skin on my hands seemed to go really thin and dry overnight, they also started to feel a bit sore. I tried lots of different creams but none of them helped. The GP even prescribed something which also didn’t work. I came across this cow udder cream when searching for help online and dived into the reviews. I couldn’t believe that this cow udder cream could actually be suitable for humans according to the many positive reviews, so I took the plunge. Once you get over the fact that it’s NOT a big pot of ice cream that you’d forgotten all about, and trust me, when you open it, you’ll quickly realise it’s definitely not ice cream - it STINKS lol!I apply a little of the cream on my hands every night for bed and they do feel a lot softer. I also applied it to my heels last night with some cream socks and they were lovely and soft this morning. I’m happy with my purchase.

This item is great for eczema on ur face, no steroids so not harsh on ur skin, a good emulsifier

Exactly as described

It might be designed for livestock, but trust on this! It makes the antichafe cream for long distance cyclist. I buy it all the time as its a hell of a lot cheaper than branded anti chafe creams and it last a lot longer. Try it for yourself, it really does work a treat either on your chamois or rubbed directly onto you tender bits.

Good product, but container was damaged in the post. Not worth sending back as just decanted to another container.Perhaps more padding in future

My father was a dairy cattleman. Had hands so soft! That’s because he used udder cream on the cows udders rubbing cream into his hands when finished. This cream is brilliant for cracked heels and very dry skin.