Chartpak Ad Markers Colorless Blender

Ok, so the marker didn't rob me and I don't think it had rabies, it wasn't showing any symptoms at least. I ordered it wanting to transfer prints to leather and heard that a blender pen would do so. I read the reviews and saw a number of people complaining about receiving their markers dried out after the cap popped off. I like to live dangerously so I ordered it anyway. After opening the package I was surprised to see the cap still tightly in place, and thought well this must be my lucky day. I went to the bank, cleared out my savings and checking accounts and went to the casino. Which was a few hours away, and i forgot to get gas before I left. Strolling up to the roulette table I remembered an old quote by Confucius who said "always bet on black". Or maybe it was a movie I heard that in, either way I knew it was my lucky day. I plopped down 3 months rent, 2 car payments and grocery money for two weeks on black to win. Yeah Confucius was wrong, 7 red.... So now I had no gas money, well no money really, so I did what any reasonable man would do. I called my wife, who is now in the process of divorcing me, she was yelling something about being irresponsible with money, I don't know I wasn't listening. After she refused to come and get me with her car that had a full tank of gas I started back home on just under a quarter tank of gas. I ran out of gas at a rest stop out in the middle of no where and decided I would have to hitch hike home. But it was hours before a vehicle would pick me up. Getting hungry I found half a bag of hot cheetos on the back floor board. My lucky streak was still going hot because I met a new friend. His name was Harvey, well that's what I'll call him because I don't know how to spell out raccoon sounds. And well I don't speak raccoon, and when I asked him his name he just made that weird laughing sound. At any rate I guess he could smell the cheetos because he immediately ran over to me and held out his little paw like I better pay up. While I was giving him a few of the cheetos some mangy old fox came up and started giving Harvey the stink eye, and Harvey noticed. I tried to tell Harvey to let it go, he was just some crazy old fox, but Harv wouldn't let it go. He ran over and got all up in that fox's grill and it went down. Of course I had to back up my friend so I jump in, getting bit and scratched in the process. The highway patrol finally showed up while I was recreating a scene from bumfights animal edition, something about a guy in torn and bloody clothes covered in raccoon and fox bites asking people for rides is apparently frowned upon. Also don't get so excited to see someone in a cop car that might help, that you go running at them yelling "i'm going home!" Tazers hurt. After relaying my story, and finally convincing them that I'm not mentally unstable they were able to get me a ride home, to an empty house, and a quarantine notice because Harvey had rabies. Wish he would have told me that before he bit me. Great Marker, glad I bought it!

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Une arnaque complète, entre leurs vidéos promotionnelles et le résultat réel il y a un monde. Croyez moi, ce feutre transfére très mal avec publicité mensongère à la clé, une honte !

Wonderful quality item and fast shipping. Thank you!

fast delivery, great product!