--- product_id: 49457485 title: "The Brand New Testament [DVD]" price: "528 zł" currency: PLN in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 url: https://www.desertcart.pl/products/49457485-the-brand-new-testament-dvd store_origin: PL region: Poland --- # The Brand New Testament [DVD] **Price:** 528 zł **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** The Brand New Testament [DVD] - **How much does it cost?** 528 zł with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.pl](https://www.desertcart.pl/products/49457485-the-brand-new-testament-dvd) ## Best For - Customers looking for quality international products ## Why This Product - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description Directed by Jaco Van Dormael comes a poetic, magical, hilarious comedy in which God is real...and lives in Brussels. On Earth, he is a coward, with dubious morals and an odious antipathy toward his family. His daughter, Ea, can t stand being locked up in a small apartment so she decides to revolt against her dad. Hacking his computer and leaking to the entire world the dates of each of the population s death, she causes a global pandemic and heads out to find her own set of disciples to spread a new testament of joy and kindness.. Review: Surreal film with a cast of stars both older and newer - Brilliant, surreal, and very funny fantastical comedy. Catherine Deneuve, Yolande Moreau, Benoît Poelvoorde, François Damiens, and all supporting cast are brilliant, but especially so is the actress Pili Groyne who plays Ea who helps narrate the story. Next to these big stars of French language cinema she's just as much a star of the show. The look of the film is great with cinematography from Christophe Beaucarne, and there is great music including some beautiful classical pieces such as Handel's “Lascia ch'io pianga from "Rinaldo" Act 2” (I'm not familiar with the title of Handel's piece of music, but I recognised the tune straight away and it is beautiful) and more (slightly) up-to-date songs like Charles Trenet's “La Mer” (which for me has got to be one of the best French songs), and lots besides. The most praise must go to Belgian director (and writer) of “The Brand New Testament”, Jaco Van Dormael, as he has created a wonderful film as well as referencing other film within “The Brand New Testament”. It is a film that could be enjoyed on so many different levels by different viewers. If you are at all attracted to the idea of God existing within a somewhat dysfunctional family, and doing so sat behind a computer in Brussels, then I'd definitely say to give the film a go. On the DVD (ASIN: B01FIB7M5Q) you get: “The Brand New Testament” (1 hour 50 minutes) Scene Selection Audio Set Up: 2.0 Stereo, 5.1 Dolby Digital The film has embedded English Subtitles Review: Rare, courageous, entertaining. - Fantastic, very original. It is necessary to have an open mind though and to take it as a joke, with a pinch of salt as the English say it. I love films which are NOTpolitically correct; they are rare and courageous. Un film magnifique et avec un humour qui pourrait être discutable mais que j'ai adoré. Benoit Poelvoorde n'est jamais mauvais et souvent hors du commun. Alors qu'aujourd'hui il devient difficile de ne pas être politiquement correcte, ce film est politiquement et religieusement incorrect et c'est formidable qu'on puisse le voir. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B01FIB7M5Q | | Actors | Benoît Poelvoorde, Catherine Deneuve, François Damiens, Pili Groyne, Yolande Moreau | | Best Sellers Rank | 65,522 in DVD & Blu-ray ( See Top 100 in DVD & Blu-ray ) 2,194 in World Cinema (DVD & Blu-ray) | | Customer reviews | 4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars (105) | | Director | Jaco Van Dormael | | Is discontinued by manufacturer | No | | Language | French (Dolby Digital 2.0) | | Manufacturer reference | unknown | | Media Format | PAL | | Number of discs | 1 | | Package Dimensions | 19.05 x 13.46 x 1.52 cm; 60 g | | Release date | 8 Aug. 2016 | | Run time | 1 hour and 53 minutes | | Studio | Metrodome | | Subtitles: | English | ## Product Details - **Format:** PAL - **Language:** French, German - **Runtime:** 1 hour and 53 minutes - **Studio:** Metrodome ## Images ![The Brand New Testament [DVD] - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81EZy-YgdfL.jpg) ![The Brand New Testament [DVD] - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91aiHsctcuL.jpg) ![The Brand New Testament [DVD] - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A1FfWEeFa9L.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Surreal film with a cast of stars both older and newer *by A***Y on 7 March 2019* Brilliant, surreal, and very funny fantastical comedy. Catherine Deneuve, Yolande Moreau, Benoît Poelvoorde, François Damiens, and all supporting cast are brilliant, but especially so is the actress Pili Groyne who plays Ea who helps narrate the story. Next to these big stars of French language cinema she's just as much a star of the show. The look of the film is great with cinematography from Christophe Beaucarne, and there is great music including some beautiful classical pieces such as Handel's “Lascia ch'io pianga from "Rinaldo" Act 2” (I'm not familiar with the title of Handel's piece of music, but I recognised the tune straight away and it is beautiful) and more (slightly) up-to-date songs like Charles Trenet's “La Mer” (which for me has got to be one of the best French songs), and lots besides. The most praise must go to Belgian director (and writer) of “The Brand New Testament”, Jaco Van Dormael, as he has created a wonderful film as well as referencing other film within “The Brand New Testament”. It is a film that could be enjoyed on so many different levels by different viewers. If you are at all attracted to the idea of God existing within a somewhat dysfunctional family, and doing so sat behind a computer in Brussels, then I'd definitely say to give the film a go. On the DVD (ASIN: B01FIB7M5Q) you get: “The Brand New Testament” (1 hour 50 minutes) Scene Selection Audio Set Up: 2.0 Stereo, 5.1 Dolby Digital The film has embedded English Subtitles ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rare, courageous, entertaining. *by C***E on 23 November 2016* Fantastic, very original. It is necessary to have an open mind though and to take it as a joke, with a pinch of salt as the English say it. I love films which are NOTpolitically correct; they are rare and courageous. Un film magnifique et avec un humour qui pourrait être discutable mais que j'ai adoré. Benoit Poelvoorde n'est jamais mauvais et souvent hors du commun. Alors qu'aujourd'hui il devient difficile de ne pas être politiquement correcte, ce film est politiquement et religieusement incorrect et c'est formidable qu'on puisse le voir. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Just watch it. You will feel better! *by I***E on 13 April 2019* I love this film. Beautiful, engaging, unpredictable, hopeful and funny. It isn’t a Bill Nighey type ‘feel-good’ movie - the kind which makes me feel slightly weary and nauseous. But I it left me feeling bright, optimistic and entertained. --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.pl/products/49457485-the-brand-new-testament-dvd](https://www.desertcart.pl/products/49457485-the-brand-new-testament-dvd) --- *Product available on Desertcart Poland* *Store origin: PL* *Last updated: 2026-04-25*