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product_id: 470577005
title: "Dirty + Boozy Two-Pack"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "249 zł"
currency: PLN
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 9
category: "Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time"
url: https://www.desertcart.pl/products/470577005-dirty-boozy-two-pack
store_origin: PL
region: Poland
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# 100% vegan & guilt-free 24 sinfully delicious cookies Perfect adult party starter Dirty + Boozy Two-Pack

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** 249 zł
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🍪 Crack open your destiny—if you dare! Laugh, snack, and shock your crew with Miss Fortunes.

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Dirty + Boozy Two-Pack by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** 249 zł with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.pl](https://www.desertcart.pl/products/470577005-dirty-boozy-two-pack)

## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality
- Free international shipping included
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## Key Features

- • **Double the Mischief:** Two popular packs combined—Dirty Dozen + Boozy Dozen—for twice the outrageous fun.
- • **Light, Delicious Taste:** Sweet cookies that satisfy your cravings without overpowering your palate.
- • **Top-Ranked & Crowd-Approved:** Ranked #6 in Fortune Cookies with a solid 4.1-star rating from 386 fans.
- • **Vegan & Individually Wrapped:** Ethically crafted and hygienically sealed for guilt-free snacking anytime.
- • **Twisted Humor Inside Every Bite:** Irreverent fortunes that spark laughter and conversation, not clichés.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies Two-Pack Shakur offers 24 vegan, individually wrapped cookies featuring hilariously irreverent fortunes. Perfect for adult parties, this best-selling combo pack blends the Dirty Dozen and Boozy Dozen for double the edgy fun, earning a top 10 spot in fortune cookie rankings and rave reviews for taste and humor.

## Description

desertcart.com: Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Dirty Dozen + Boozy Dozen), 24.0 Count : Grocery & Gourmet Food

Review: Funny and fun to share. - These are hysterical. Not necessarily work safe fyi. But everyone I shared them with thought they were funny.
Review: Plans on buying more soon! - Every time I buy these (I'm on my 4th bag) I'm never disappointed! I read the mis-fortunes on the air during my live streams and people get a crack out the. So far I've gotten the dirty, sassy, spooky and the lates Fortunes Against Humanity. The taste of the cookies is nice and light without being overpowering too. I plan on buy two different ones next month as well!

## Features

- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outlandish predictions that will leave everyone laughing. 24 sinfully delicious cookies, each with a slightly twisted and hilarious message.
- A GREAT ADULT PARTY IDEA: Get your gathering off to an uproarious start with racy messages that will provoke conversation, and quite possibly outrage.
- DOUBLE YOUR MISFORTUNE: The Two-Pack Shakur features two of our most popular bags bundled together. You're welcome!
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN  | B0BBPCZPYV |
| Best Sellers Rank | #23,488 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #6 in Fortune Cookies |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars (386) |
| Item model number  | Dirty+BoozyFBA |
| Manufacturer  | Miss Fortunes |
| Product Dimensions  | 4.25 x 2.5 x 10 inches; 0.63 ounces |
| Units  | 7.8 Ounce |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- **Flavor:** Vanilla
- **Number of Items:** 24
- **Occasion:** Anniversary, Birthday, Wedding
- **Unit Count:** 7.8 Ounce

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Funny and fun to share.
*by U***T on September 25, 2025*

These are hysterical. Not necessarily work safe fyi. But everyone I shared them with thought they were funny.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Plans on buying more soon!
*by G***R on June 27, 2025*

Every time I buy these (I'm on my 4th bag) I'm never disappointed! I read the mis-fortunes on the air during my live streams and people get a crack out the. So far I've gotten the dirty, sassy, spooky and the lates Fortunes Against Humanity. The taste of the cookies is nice and light without being overpowering too. I plan on buy two different ones next month as well!

### ⭐⭐⭐ Funny but duplicates
*by A***R on December 12, 2025*

On the plus side - they were funny and most arrived completely in tact, the ones that didn’t only had a couple small cracks and they tasted like a typical fortune cookie. Negative- many of the fortunes were duplicates.

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*Store origin: PL*
*Last updated: 2026-01-24*