--- product_id: 21594823 title: "The NoPhone Original Cell Phone" brand: "nophone" price: "4 zł" currency: PLN in_stock: false reviews_count: 10 url: https://www.desertcart.pl/products/21594823-the-nophone-original-cell-phone store_origin: PL region: Poland --- # GPS Navigation Water Resistant 16:9 Aspect Ratio The NoPhone Original Cell Phone **Brand:** nophone **Price:** 4 zł **Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock ## Summary > 📵 Embrace the Freedom of NoPhone! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** The NoPhone Original Cell Phone by nophone - **How much does it cost?** 4 zł with free shipping - **Is it available?** Currently out of stock - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.pl](https://www.desertcart.pl/products/21594823-the-nophone-original-cell-phone) ## Best For - nophone enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted nophone brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Unplug and Unwind:** Experience life without distractions. - • **Lightweight Design:** Carry it anywhere, effortlessly. - • **Eco-Friendly Choice:** Reduce e-waste with a sustainable alternative. - • **Simplicity at Its Best:** No data plans, no hassle. - • **Stay Connected to Reality:** Reconnect with the world around you. ## Overview The NoPhone Original is a revolutionary product designed for those who seek to disconnect from the digital world. With no screen, no data plan, and no battery, it offers a lightweight and water-resistant alternative to traditional smartphones, allowing users to focus on real-life experiences. ## Description From the Manufacturer Over 12,000 NoPhone Sold. The NoPhone is a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact that allows you to stay connected with the real world. The NoPhone was awarded #1 Useless Gadget of 2015, beating out the Apple Watch. No Wifi. No Camera. No Phone. With a thin, light and completely wireless design, the NoPhone acts as a surrogate to any smart mobile device, enabling you to always have a rectangle of smooth, cold plastic to clutch without forgoing any potential engagement with your direct environment. Hacker-resistant. Toilet-bowl resistant. Enjoy peace of mind knowing your bank account information and overall reputation within your community is protected. NoPhone NoOS is specifically designed to be 100% hacker resistant through no data storage technology. You can also drop it in a toilet, making it the best phone on the market today. Breakthrough No Camera. The NoPhone rear facing 0-Megapixel camera is designed to resemble the same high-resolution camera people use to take pictures of food, pets and privates. Rest assured, they will never save or share on Facebook. Eternal Battery Life. You'll never need to charge your NoPhone because it's just a piece of plastic and you don't need to charge a piece of plastic. Give Someone Who Loves Their Phone, a NoPhone. The NoPhone makes the perfect gift for anyone who uses their phone too much or for the wrong reasons. Do you have a son who never calls you? Give your son a NoPhone. Do you have a friend who won't stop texting his ex-girlfriend? NoPhone. Creepy uncle won't stop commenting on your Facebook posts? Give that Uncle two NoPhones. Almost everyone knows at least 10 people who need a NoPhone and it is our mission to reduce that number to nothing. About the Startup Describe your product in 3 words.Not a phone.How did you come up with the idea for this product?After seeing someone use a selfie stick.What makes your product special?The NoPhone is completely toilet bowl resistant.What has been the best part of your startup experience?Putting plastic rectangles in cardboard boxes and shipping them to paying customers. Product Description The NoPhone is a fake phone for people who are addicted to real phones. As seen on ABC's Shark Tank, the NoPhone offers the only true alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact. Review: Wonderfully Useless! - I can’t believe it. I’ve had my NoPhone for a couple months now, and I’m extremely disappointed. The makers of the NoPhone proudly boast about its qualities, but I have not been able to find a single review that talks about its downsides. So here it is: 1) Reception is awful. It’s so bad that I’m pretty sure I have not been able to receive a single call, and now my friends have figured that out so I can’t use it as an excuse to get away from them anymore. 2) You can have it on silent, or have it on silent. There is no ringtone, although I suppose this doesn’t matter anyways, since you don’t get reception to receive any calls anyways. 3) Its not heavy enough to be used as a paperweight. My old phone would be able to hold down a stack of papers so that my fan wouldn’t blow them away. The NoPhone only weighs about half, so I can only stack half the paperwork and the rest get blown off my desk. THOSE PAPERS ARE IMPORTANT YOU KNOW! 4) Its not effective enough to be used as a sponge. What? You guys don’t wash your dishes with your phone? Weirdos... 5) The built in speakers are lackluster. I can’t hear a thing when I play my music, and like Apple, the NoPhone ditches the 3.5mm headphone jack. Unfortunately, it also ditches the power port, which means the only way to listen to music is through the non-existent Bluetooth functionality. 6) The screen. Not only does it feel cheap, but I’m pretty sure it’s useless. I really should have splurged for the selfie version... Although, despite these flaws, I still need to give it a full 5 star rating. Here’s why: 1) The price. These are so cheap, they’re perfect for tricking the overly-clingy girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/side piece with and then running for your life. After all, you can just buy another one with the change you find in the couch cushions. 2) The baby. If your little little one loves to steal your work phone, just give them this one. Their brain isn’t fully developed yet, so they don’t understand that you have just betrayed their trust for a few minutes of peace. 3) The dog. Has your dog ever mistaken your old fancy glass front-and-back phone for a chew toy? It’s an expensive ordeal that makes you realize why Fluffy was put up for adoption in the first place. With the NoPhone, Fluffy can chew on it all he wants, it’ll still function afterwards! Whatever functions it does have that is... Review: Best cell phone ever! - Best cell phone out there! My son absolutely love it! Slim design, lightweight, excellent reception, long battery life, no need for a screen protector because the screen is literally unbreakable, and the built in camera is perfect for selfies! You can’t go wrong with this phone! ## Features - No screen. - No data plan. - No battery. - No charger. - No phone. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Customer Reviews | 4.3 out of 5 stars 199 Reviews | ## Product Details - **Brand:** NoPhone - **Memory Storage Capacity:** 32 GB - **Model Name:** Original - **Wireless Carrier:** Unlocked - **Connectivity Technology:** Wi-Fi - **Color:** Black - **Wireless network technology:** Wi-Fi - **SIM card slot count:** Single SIM - **Connector Type:** Lightning - **Form Factor:** Smartphone ## Images ![The NoPhone Original Cell Phone - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51578z+kD+L.jpg) ![The NoPhone Original Cell Phone - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51cshS3B2sL.jpg) ![The NoPhone Original Cell Phone - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41nlWjSVorL.jpg) ![The NoPhone Original Cell Phone - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51J8p6mnLkL.jpg) ![The NoPhone Original Cell Phone - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61e2d-GuZdL.jpg) ## Questions & Answers **Q: Can I play Pokemon Go on this?** A: You can play Pokemon No where you go on walks and encounter a staggering 0 Pokemons. Capture all 0 Pokemons and complete a magical quest to release good into the world. **Q: With which carriers is this compatible?** A: Completely compatible with a plate carrier **Q: Why do i want this it does nothing?** A: That's why you want it. It does nothing. **Q: Can I plug my headphones in so I can pretend I'm actually talking to someone real?** A: If they ever add that feature so I can pretend listen to music while I’m getting groceries or something I might actually get one. ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Wonderfully Useless! *by M***S on July 15, 2019* I can’t believe it. I’ve had my NoPhone for a couple months now, and I’m extremely disappointed. The makers of the NoPhone proudly boast about its qualities, but I have not been able to find a single review that talks about its downsides. So here it is: 1) Reception is awful. It’s so bad that I’m pretty sure I have not been able to receive a single call, and now my friends have figured that out so I can’t use it as an excuse to get away from them anymore. 2) You can have it on silent, or have it on silent. There is no ringtone, although I suppose this doesn’t matter anyways, since you don’t get reception to receive any calls anyways. 3) Its not heavy enough to be used as a paperweight. My old phone would be able to hold down a stack of papers so that my fan wouldn’t blow them away. The NoPhone only weighs about half, so I can only stack half the paperwork and the rest get blown off my desk. THOSE PAPERS ARE IMPORTANT YOU KNOW! 4) Its not effective enough to be used as a sponge. What? You guys don’t wash your dishes with your phone? Weirdos... 5) The built in speakers are lackluster. I can’t hear a thing when I play my music, and like Apple, the NoPhone ditches the 3.5mm headphone jack. Unfortunately, it also ditches the power port, which means the only way to listen to music is through the non-existent Bluetooth functionality. 6) The screen. Not only does it feel cheap, but I’m pretty sure it’s useless. I really should have splurged for the selfie version... Although, despite these flaws, I still need to give it a full 5 star rating. Here’s why: 1) The price. These are so cheap, they’re perfect for tricking the overly-clingy girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/side piece with and then running for your life. After all, you can just buy another one with the change you find in the couch cushions. 2) The baby. If your little little one loves to steal your work phone, just give them this one. Their brain isn’t fully developed yet, so they don’t understand that you have just betrayed their trust for a few minutes of peace. 3) The dog. Has your dog ever mistaken your old fancy glass front-and-back phone for a chew toy? It’s an expensive ordeal that makes you realize why Fluffy was put up for adoption in the first place. With the NoPhone, Fluffy can chew on it all he wants, it’ll still function afterwards! Whatever functions it does have that is... ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Best cell phone ever! *by D***A on February 19, 2020* Best cell phone out there! My son absolutely love it! Slim design, lightweight, excellent reception, long battery life, no need for a screen protector because the screen is literally unbreakable, and the built in camera is perfect for selfies! You can’t go wrong with this phone! ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great as a baby toy! *by A***R on August 3, 2019* I got this because my baby kept trying to chew our phones when we'd leave them where she could reach them, then cry when we took them away. Bought this and she loves to chew on it and play with it! Plus sometimes my husband flips this around instead of his phone (he's a figeter) so it's not always in his hand! --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.pl/products/21594823-the-nophone-original-cell-phone](https://www.desertcart.pl/products/21594823-the-nophone-original-cell-phone) --- *Product available on Desertcart Poland* *Store origin: PL* *Last updated: 2026-06-07*