--- product_id: 1703295 title: "How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)" price: "67 zł" currency: PLN in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 url: https://www.desertcart.pl/products/1703295-how-to-survive-a-garden-gnome-attack-defend-yourself-when store_origin: PL region: Poland --- # How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will) **Price:** 67 zł **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will) - **How much does it cost?** 67 zł with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.pl](https://www.desertcart.pl/products/1703295-how-to-survive-a-garden-gnome-attack-defend-yourself-when) ## Best For - Customers looking for quality international products ## Why This Product - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will) [Sambuchino, Chuck] on desertcart.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will) Review: This book saved my life - I had no idea my gnome BFFs were going to kill me. I had been going about my silly life, never thinking their cheery faces were actually plotting my demise. They're clever little boogers. While this book did suggest a good amount of ways to protect yourself from these pointed hat wearing twerps, I simply used it to beat them away as they came at me. (: Problem solved. I do recommend this book to someone who likes gnomes, or someone who is looking for something to be paranoid about. (It does suggest the neighbors' gnomes are after you too, even if you don't own them yourself. Never go to bed thinking you're safe. NEVER.) It not only made me laugh like a goon while I was waiting at the DMV, but it was so epic that I had to order one for my fellow gnome-loving friend. It saved her life, too. Giggle at it or take it seriously, or maybe do a bit of both like I did -- it's worth the read. Review: Great book, very creative - This is a really creative and helpful book with great information and beautiful pictures. If you have a pesky gnome in the family or neighborhood, this just might be the answer to your prayers. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Best Sellers Rank | #162,772 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #192 in Parody #247 in Self-Help & Psychology Humor #1,426 in Fiction Satire | | Customer Reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (1,254) | | Dimensions | 5.41 x 0.54 x 8.24 inches | | Edition | First Edition | | ISBN-10 | 158008463X | | ISBN-13 | 978-1580084635 | | Item Weight | 10.9 ounces | | Language | English | | Print length | 112 pages | | Publication date | September 7, 2010 | | Publisher | Ten Speed Press | ## Images ![How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will) - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41PY9-MFLBL.jpg) ![How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will) - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/717U8y309ZL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ This book saved my life *by S***B on August 17, 2013* I had no idea my gnome BFFs were going to kill me. I had been going about my silly life, never thinking their cheery faces were actually plotting my demise. They're clever little boogers. While this book did suggest a good amount of ways to protect yourself from these pointed hat wearing twerps, I simply used it to beat them away as they came at me. (: Problem solved. I do recommend this book to someone who likes gnomes, or someone who is looking for something to be paranoid about. (It does suggest the neighbors' gnomes are after you too, even if you don't own them yourself. Never go to bed thinking you're safe. NEVER.) It not only made me laugh like a goon while I was waiting at the DMV, but it was so epic that I had to order one for my fellow gnome-loving friend. It saved her life, too. Giggle at it or take it seriously, or maybe do a bit of both like I did -- it's worth the read. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great book, very creative *by P***E on August 2, 2025* This is a really creative and helpful book with great information and beautiful pictures. If you have a pesky gnome in the family or neighborhood, this just might be the answer to your prayers. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I got a good chuckle out of what I read from it *by M***N on August 2, 2016* I bought this recently for my grandmother as a joke. My grandma hates gnomes and ever since she mentioned it to us a few years ago, we have jokingly kept buying gnomes and hiding them through her yard. My husband and I have since stopped doing that, but my mother and step father recently purchased several small ones and hid them all over her home for her to find. It's become a huge joke in our family and so when I saw this, I knew I had to get it for her. I told her it's to help her survive my mother and step father's gnome attacks. As for the book itself, I got a good chuckle out of what I read from it. It's a fun book to read and very humorous. I even had an author friend of mine remark that he wished he had thought of it! ## Frequently Bought Together - How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will) - How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives - Outwitting Squirrels: 101 Cunning Stratagems to Reduce Dramatically the Egregious Misappropriation of Seed from Your Birdfeeder by Squirrels --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.pl/products/1703295-how-to-survive-a-garden-gnome-attack-defend-yourself-when](https://www.desertcart.pl/products/1703295-how-to-survive-a-garden-gnome-attack-defend-yourself-when) --- *Product available on Desertcart Poland* *Store origin: PL* *Last updated: 2026-05-25*