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product_id: 12470531
title: "Suck UK Dead Mark Bookmarks | Book Markers & Squashed Desk Accessories | Book Marks For Book Lovers | Student Funny Gifts & Office Supplies | Fun Book Accessories | Stationery Bookmark | Novelty Gifts"
brand: "suck uk"
price: "126 zł"
currency: PLN
in_stock: false
reviews_count: 13
url: https://www.desertcart.pl/products/12470531-suck-uk-dead-mark-bookmarks-book-markers-and-squashed-desk
store_origin: PL
region: Poland
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# Quirky macabre design for stress relief 4 x 0.8 x 5.12 in compact size Durable silicone rubber build Suck UK Dead Mark Bookmarks | Book Markers & Squashed Desk Accessories | Book Marks For Book Lovers | Student Funny Gifts & Office Supplies | Fun Book Accessories | Stationery Bookmark | Novelty Gifts

**Brand:** suck uk
**Price:** 126 zł
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Summary

> 📚 Dead serious about saving your page and your sanity!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Suck UK Dead Mark Bookmarks | Book Markers & Squashed Desk Accessories | Book Marks For Book Lovers | Student Funny Gifts & Office Supplies | Fun Book Accessories | Stationery Bookmark | Novelty Gifts by suck uk
- **How much does it cost?** 126 zł with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.pl](https://www.desertcart.pl/products/12470531-suck-uk-dead-mark-bookmarks-book-markers-and-squashed-desk)

## Best For

- suck uk enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted suck uk brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Conversation Starter:** A hilariously dark desk accessory that sparks smiles and breaks the ice.
- • **Squish & Stress Relief:** Slam Dead Mark between pages to vent frustration—because adulting is hard.
- • **Durable Silicone Construction:** Built to last without fraying, keeping your place with style and resilience.
- • **Part of the Iconic Dead Series:** Collect Dead Mark alongside Splat Stan and Mummy Mike for ultimate desk cred.
- • **Perfect Gift for the Dark-Humored:** Ideal for book lovers, students, and office rebels craving a unique twist.

## Overview

Dead Mark by Suck UK is a durable silicone rubber bookmark designed with a quirky, squashed character to add humor and stress relief to your reading routine. Measuring 4 x 0.8 x 5.12 inches, it’s a standout novelty gift and office accessory that keeps your page while doubling as a fun conversation piece. Part of the popular Dead Series, it’s perfect for professionals, students, and anyone who appreciates a darkly funny twist on everyday stationery.

## Description

Squashed flat Bookmark Mark - part of the Dead series from Suck UK!Poor Mark! He's met a squishy end - his floppy body now stuck between the pages of your book!Dead Mark makes a great bookmark though - forget those old receipts and pressed flowers, Mark is squished in place to keep your pages saved and make sure that you never forget where you left off.Made from silicone rubber, Dead Mark is a sturdy bookmark that is built to last and won't start fraying around the edges.Available as part of the Dead Series - other characters include:Splat StanStress Ball PaulSplat Stan CoasterHanging HarryMummy MikeDead Fred Pen Holder

Review: More of a funny gag than a bookmark - Wow! This guy is much bigger than you might imagine instead of a book mark I'm using it under a vase as a funny gag. It will fit in a book I just would keep that book at home because I would be afraid he could slip out easily during transport. He seems to be about 4 3/4 long by 3 1/2 wide and he is very top heavy so if your book is not closed tightly I believe he could slip out even though he is made of silicone.
Review: Slides from books. Doesn't work well. - It slides from the books... weight not centered, should be weighter in the flatter side... doesn't work that much.

## Features

- Dead Mark - bookmarks for book lovers looking to relieve stress. Having a rough day? Slam mark between pages to let off steam: hilariously macabre bookmarks for men, women & kids. Poor Mark!
- Whether given as gifts for dad, bookmarks for kids or office decor items, Mark is sure to ease tension. Birthday gifts for men or women with a dark side! The ultimate book lovers gifts
- From Sci-Fi to crime enthusiasts, keep your page with this novelty book mark. Funny cubicle accessories & gifts for book lovers who value unnecessary violence. He's dead... but Mark's here to help
- Give our funny bookmark to your favorite angry tutor - teacher gifts perfect for the school's class clown. Dead good class & office accessories sure to raise a smile... wonderfully weird gifts!
- Every bookworm's dream reading companion, our novelty bookmarks are ideal student gifts for stressed academics. Blow off steam by squishing Mark - unique gifts for readers who are quite simply fed up

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0028YQGWC |
| Best Sellers Rank | #693,372 in Office Products ( See Top 100 in Office Products ) #17,205 in Bookmarks |
| Brand | Suck UK |
| Color | Yellow |
| Customer Reviews | 3.5 3.5 out of 5 stars (128) |
| Date First Available | March 19, 2009 |
| Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
| Item Weight | 0.64 ounces |
| Item model number | SK DEADMARK1 |
| Manufacturer | Suck UK - Office Products |
| Manufacturer Part Number | SK DEADMARK1 |
| Material Type | Plastic |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Product Dimensions | 4 x 0.8 x 5.12 inches |
| Shape | Flowers |
| Size | zzzz-s |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Suck UK
- **Color:** Yellow
- **Item Weight:** 0.04 Pounds
- **Material:** Plastic
- **Product Dimensions:** 1.57"L x 0.31"W

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ More of a funny gag than a bookmark
*by R***N on May 9, 2013*

Wow! This guy is much bigger than you might imagine instead of a book mark I'm using it under a vase as a funny gag. It will fit in a book I just would keep that book at home because I would be afraid he could slip out easily during transport. He seems to be about 4 3/4 long by 3 1/2 wide and he is very top heavy so if your book is not closed tightly I believe he could slip out even though he is made of silicone.

### ⭐⭐⭐ Slides from books. Doesn't work well.
*by M***O on January 2, 2026*

It slides from the books... weight not centered, should be weighter in the flatter side... doesn't work that much.

### ⭐⭐ Two Stars
*by 1***8 on September 3, 2017*

The bookmark looked cool but functionally it was always falling out of the book. A little too flimsy.

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*Store origin: PL*
*Last updated: 2026-03-16*